It looks quite nice really.. Girls always seem to like little bits of lots of things rather than 2-3 bits that are proper portion sized..??
Silent-Image-2552
That big sausage on the girl dinner plate just looks so comically placed. Instant lol. Thanks, whether that was intentional or not.
lemonloth
The presentation could be better, and there are some questionable choices (is that mustard on cottage cheese?), but overall maybe not the worst thing I’ve seen here. If you’ve chopped everything up, it could be a banger salad.
Small-Government-989
sweet mini peppers; mini cucumbers; peppercinnis; brie cheese; mozzarella pearls; baby carrots; grillo’s pickle chips; pimento stuffed olives; tomatoes with olive oil, salt, and balsamic glaze; chicken apple sausage; and cottage cheese with mustard 😋
Magpie2205
StargazingLilia_1998
Keto? Looks yum
tiorzol
Don’t you have to cook sausages?
AspieAsshole
Cottage cheese with yellow mustard is the most egregious thing to me here.
Some_Ad_6511
So much cold and color….
therocketsalad
This looks wild but I fuck wit it
joacoper
Personally i would triple the sausage ammount, other than that not bad
Razzamafoo
Mustard on cottage cheese? Wtf
Sad_Ocelot_9612
Is this a Balkan breakfast? I’d hit it
Zealousideal_Mail12
Everything except the mustard, get in my mouth
Murky_Tennis954
Is that mustard on cottage cheese?
mensfrightsactivists
i do jam and cottage cheese a lot but mustard is a new one, i’ll have to try this! they’d love this over in r/girldinner i think
februarytide-
omg it’s the cottage cheese and mustard girl
Inner-Dream-600
Looks stanky!
tfsblatlsbf
Heart burn is afraid of you.
Foreign_Implement897
Not enough going on. Where is the ramp, and why is there no heptagon shaped anything?
EZE333
What is that enticing blob of white?
sheeptar
Try cottage cheese on the tomatoes with balsamic and basil. Or a little scoop of cottage cheese and mustard in a piece of deli ham wrapped up into a little pouch.
wastelandkaboom
This looks like a typical stoner girl dinner for me when I’m lazy and just want some of everything. I’d axe the mustard on the cottage cheese and just have cracked pepper probably throw some prosciutto on the plate and call it a day!
Cloud_bunnyboo
It’s like a Tiffany plate! I know you redditors are anti tik tok but this influencer chick made the cottage cheese and mustard thing popular as all hell recently. I’m not saying it wasn’t a thing before but I think it’s a bigger thing now.
I’m not a mustard fan but I do admit, I WISH I was bc it all looks so damn good when people eat these plates. I’ve made my own with ranch powder in my cottage cheese instead.
vfx_soldier
Yes girl, I’m completely with you on this one
queenlizbef
I just gagged
Apprehensive_Leg6647
very phallic
A_Dapper_Goblin
Mustard on cottage cheese? … I think I kinda want to try that now.
EasyBoysenberry940
Char-cute-eri
a_solid_6
Girl what?
thatguy12591
How high are u ?
InsanePancake3
The farts later
aryzoo
The two whole cucumbers on top really tie everything together
angel-girl-A
You lost me at mustard on cottage cheese
freddbare
…..and cottage cheese.
Unique_Examination24
Love peperoncinis they are the absolute best
AlysRising
Maybe it’s a hot take but I love this meal! 🍽️ people make fun of it but it’s delicious and healthy! lol
Bolly_Eggs
Suspicious sausage always wins
Poo_Poo_La_Foo
Why does your sausage appear uncooked?? And why is everyone talking about farting?? These are normal every day foods 👀
AgentXrange
Comprehensive_Ad_465
Tiffany plate
eamceuen
I see you’ve been watching Tiffany…everything is “with mustard”. 😀
frickin_darn
How is cottage cheese and mustard?! I’m a cottage cheese enthusiast, never thought of that
TopPack4507
Pickled veggies, cheeses, and condiments. Delicious!
Proper_Giraffe287
Taking a wild guess that you are not lactose intolerant.
Looks like a solid supper to me!
30paperdollsinarow
The only thing I object to is the cottage cheese. Otherwise, this looks like a perfectly acceptable girl dinner to me.
_Caster
if you put it on a cutting board its pretty much just charcuterie. Except whatever possessed you to do this with cottage cheese
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A “sausage” for dessert 😂
damn that girl fartin
It looks quite nice really..
Girls always seem to like little bits of lots of things rather than 2-3 bits that are proper portion sized..??
That big sausage on the girl dinner plate just looks so comically placed. Instant lol. Thanks, whether that was intentional or not.
The presentation could be better, and there are some questionable choices (is that mustard on cottage cheese?), but overall maybe not the worst thing I’ve seen here. If you’ve chopped everything up, it could be a banger salad.
sweet mini peppers; mini cucumbers; peppercinnis; brie cheese; mozzarella pearls; baby carrots; grillo’s pickle chips; pimento stuffed olives; tomatoes with olive oil, salt, and balsamic glaze; chicken apple sausage; and cottage cheese with mustard 😋
Keto? Looks yum
Don’t you have to cook sausages?
Cottage cheese with yellow mustard is the most egregious thing to me here.
So much cold and color….
This looks wild but I fuck wit it
Personally i would triple the sausage ammount, other than that not bad
Mustard on cottage cheese? Wtf
Is this a Balkan breakfast? I’d hit it
Everything except the mustard, get in my mouth
Is that mustard on cottage cheese?
i do jam and cottage cheese a lot but mustard is a new one, i’ll have to try this! they’d love this over in r/girldinner i think
omg it’s the cottage cheese and mustard girl
Looks stanky!
Heart burn is afraid of you.
Not enough going on. Where is the ramp, and why is there no heptagon shaped anything?
What is that enticing blob of white?
Try cottage cheese on the tomatoes with balsamic and basil. Or a little scoop of cottage cheese and mustard in a piece of deli ham wrapped up into a little pouch.
This looks like a typical stoner girl dinner for me when I’m lazy and just want some of everything. I’d axe the mustard on the cottage cheese and just have cracked pepper probably throw some prosciutto on the plate and call it a day!
It’s like a Tiffany plate! I know you redditors are anti tik tok but this influencer chick made the cottage cheese and mustard thing popular as all hell recently. I’m not saying it wasn’t a thing before but I think it’s a bigger thing now.
I’m not a mustard fan but I do admit, I WISH I was bc it all looks so damn good when people eat these plates. I’ve made my own with ranch powder in my cottage cheese instead.
Yes girl, I’m completely with you on this one
I just gagged
very phallic
Mustard on cottage cheese? … I think I kinda want to try that now.
Char-cute-eri
Girl what?
How high are u ?
The farts later
The two whole cucumbers on top really tie everything together
You lost me at mustard on cottage cheese
…..and cottage cheese.
Love peperoncinis they are the absolute best
Maybe it’s a hot take but I love this meal! 🍽️ people make fun of it but it’s delicious and healthy! lol
Suspicious sausage always wins
Why does your sausage appear uncooked?? And why is everyone talking about farting?? These are normal every day foods 👀
Tiffany plate
I see you’ve been watching Tiffany…everything is “with mustard”. 😀
How is cottage cheese and mustard?! I’m a cottage cheese enthusiast, never thought of that
Pickled veggies, cheeses, and condiments. Delicious!
Taking a wild guess that you are not lactose intolerant.
Looks like a solid supper to me!
The only thing I object to is the cottage cheese. Otherwise, this looks like a perfectly acceptable girl dinner to me.
if you put it on a cutting board its pretty much just charcuterie. Except whatever possessed you to do this with cottage cheese